Your bottle, your cask, your idea.
MAKE IT
YOURS.
Bottles, or a real cask?
The two directions are quite different — tell us which one you have in mind.
Four questions to find your starting plan
Answer four questions and we will suggest a starting plan. You can adjust it, set the exact number of bottles, and send it to us as an enquiry.
Upload your label artwork
Optional — upload your label design and we will show it on the bottle. The file is sent with your enquiry.
Order a real cask
Choose the spirit, the wood and the size — this will be a real cask, and it will be yours.
Upload your engraving
Optional — a logo, a name, a footprint or a message to engrave on the cask head. The file is sent with your enquiry.
Private cask (multi-cask blend)
To honour the trust of our early cask-futures supporters, Funny Distillery will not offer single private casks until 2031. Multi-cask blends are open now, from 180 bottles per order.
This opens the bottle wizard with: budget over NT$200k, rum, 180+ bottles, lots of ideas — change anything you like.
Cask futures and cask partners
Reserve a share of a cask now maturing and become one of its partners.
The cask storyRegion, cask type, philosophy and expected bottling date are shown for each cask. Unlike a take-home cask, a cask share matures for 6 years in our warehouse; then we bottle it and deliver it to your door.
Our whisky is made in a way rare worldwide — on-grain malt fermentation and Lomond-still distillation — giving a clean heart of toasted bread and dried fruit with a rich, oily texture.
What other customers do
Common requests. Choose “Try this direction” to jump into the matching wizard with the options filled in.
Bold ideas wanted
Co-branding, special packaging, limited events… however wild, let us know. This skips the standard flow — our planning and sales team will discuss feasibility with you directly.
Confirm with me
Prices are confirmed by our team. Leave your details and we will contact you with a quotation.
Your enquiry has been received
Our team will contact you to confirm the details and send a quotation. If you have an account, the quotation will also appear under My account → Quotations.